bats


bats are like birds made of lizard but with fur and see-through wings.
if a bat gets hungry, he'll be all like "eeek" and it will bounce off of you and
he'll be all up in your face and getting caught in your dyed black bangs.
bats can stay up all night and no one can tell them to go to bed.
if a bat sends out his sonar and it bounces off your
MAYHEM shirt, he'll come hang out on your shoulder, because
if a bat could hold a match, he'd burn the fuck out of some churches.
bats have fucking SONAR! you know what has sonar?
submarines.
submarines and bats.

bats

-chase