boxed wine.
there is no cheaper, faster, or more unrefined way of getting
fucked up.
boxed wine is god's gift to soccer mom's and students alike.
when i was 23 i spent a summer at my mom's house.
i drank boxed wine every night and watched infomercials until
6 A.M.
if you drink your roomate's boxed wine, they can't tell.
when it gets real low, you can cut the bag open and drip it into
your mouth.
supercult was built completely on boxed wine and jim beam.
so was backseatkiss.com.
but, we have moved on to something
else.
one night megs and i drank a whole box alone
and went to the park
after the sun came up.
this
is what happened.
i should also warn you that i use to sometimes throw up
blood.
boxed wine is not "edge"
boxed wine.
-chase