f rankenstein

f rankenstein was a basically a really smart zombie. he signed a lot of movie deals and he is pretty famous. he could do a lot of things zombies can't do, like drive a race car, play on a swing set or invent a breakfast cereal.don't make him angry or put fire near him because he will fuck you up! he sent frankenberry into hiding.
he has super strength, so don't try to be a wise ass and light a cigarette near him. you never know what might make frankenstein freak out on you, so you'll just have to play it cool when you hang out with him. frankenstein likes people who can chill with him and not bring up things that make him uncomfortable, like heartbeats,
or the fact that frankenstein isn't actually his name, and the closest thing he has to
a real name is "monster"

frankenstein

-spider