| ganster
rap mall guy.
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ganster rap mall guy has never even HEARD
of social anxiety disorder.
ganster rap mall guy doesn't give a fuck.
if ganster rap mall guy wants to "do it" to your girlfriend,
he'll tell her.
he doesn't care if you are holding hands with her.
he doesn't even care if he's holding hands with HIS girl.
he doesn't care if you are picking out a wedding dress.
if ganster rap mall guy was at your wedding,
and the priest started in with
"if anyone here objects to this wedding..." he'd be all
"yeah ME, i'm tryin to hit that"
ganster rap mall guy has figured out that any type of
white metal can pass as platinum,
watches should be able to spin, and that 15 year olds may
actually believe that he has 14 pound diomand in his eariangs
if ganster rap mall guy see's your tattoos,
he's going to touch you. he doesen't care if it's a tattoo
peaking out of your lower belly. he'll pull up your shirt and say
"ooooooo how much you get that from?" and he'll bring
his whole crew over to take your shirt off.
ganster rap mall guy probably doesn't know what your tattoo is,
but he'll hypothosize:
"awwwww shit, dudes got st. jesus on his arm"
he doesn't care that it's your neck.
ganster rap mall guy doesn't have time for anatomy.
gangster rap mall guy.
-chase
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