gold teeth.

gold teeth are hella-metal mouth.
you can only wear gold teeth if you live in the city
or if you are a gypsie... or a pirate... or russian,
mexican, lithanian, turkish, or rap guy.
ok... i guess i didn't really think this out.
basically anyone can wear gold teeth.
regular teeth are bullshit.
who has time for flossing and brushing?
gold is a world recognized currency.
if you have all gold teeth, you're never broke.

stuck in india with no money for a plane ride home?
pull out a couple gold teeth.

if you replace every tooth in your mouth with gold,
you can smoke and drink coffee all day,
and LIVE off of lucky charms and freezer pops.

gold death

-mark anderson