morrissey

morrissey is awesome. do you remember
nightcourt - that t.v. show about zany antics during the nightshift
of a city courthouse- well, remember how that one judge REALLY liked
mel torme? well that's how we like morrissey.
morrissey is the only living legend in the world.
morrissey knows words that you have never even heard before.
i went to see morrissey the other night, and the two cholos
in front of us started smoking. someone said "you can't smoke in here"
they proceeded to pull out a bike chain and say "oh. we're smoking in here"
morrissey makes straight people gay.

-chase