pianos:

the piano is the greatest instrument in the world.. it's like a guitar with
100 strings and you get to sit down when you play it..
ANYONE can sit down and fake knowing how to play a piano.
if you put a piano in your song, you are instantly
considered smart.

if you own a piano you can like never move. you pretty much
have to own it first and then build a house around it.

john lennon couldn't have written "imagine" on a harmonica.
bob dylan probably tried to, but it just couldn't happen.

i don't even know how biz markie got a piano, but no one
should have let him leave it.

liberace got all DIRTY SOUTH on his piano. he would
encrust that fucker in so many jewels, that it make's lil
jon's crunk goblet look like a baby bottle.

you don't need electricty to play a piano,
so it would be a great thing to have in your bomb shelter,
and if the enemy get's to close, you can start banging out wagner's
ride of the valkyries and be all
"bum bumbah bum BUM, bum bumbah bum BUM" and they will run away.

if you can really play a piano, you can get away with anything. elton john
doesn't have to give a fuck about that two inch gap in his front teeth.

axl rose started putting piano in his songs, and suddenly he was
he was a prophet. at first he just wanted to tell us about how their
were fun in games in the jungle, next thing i know he's telling me
how nothing last forever, everyone needs some time on their own,
and how cold the rain is in the late fall.


downside? people that play the piano are like 50 times more likely to die:
i.e. beethoven, mozart, brahm, wagner, liberace, john lennon

pianos.

-chase