pirates.

pirates are scary.
pirates are hella beard-ass.
pirates usually only have 1 leg,
and they all have parrots on their shoulders.
their parrots are also pretty tough.
one time a parrot bit all the way through my hand.
pirates don'y have to pay for anything,
but they still really like money.
i would pay 4 gold coins to see a pirate fight a viking.
pirates.

-albrigo and chase