ponies.

i don't know the difference between ponies and horses,
but i know they are fast. some people can ride ponies like a car.
if we all rode ponies we probably wouldn't have a war in iraq.
we would have a war in pennsylvania, or wherever hay is made.
i'm not really sure of what hay is actually, either.
if a pony had a horn, it would be a unicorn. most of the
unicorns were killed by adolf hitler in WW2.
ponies.

-chase