satan.

satan is hella goat-ass and mega red
satan is not afraid to grow a goatee.
even in this day and age, satan prefers the pitchfork over a gun.
satan owns 75% of the internet,
85% of america, and almost 100% of the whitehouse.
satan probably has a sick-ass rolex.
satan speaks to us through cradle of filth.
satan prefers to hang out with people who drive camaros, chevelles,
or anything "bitchin"
satan arm-wrestled the grim reaper and lost.
if someone tells you to eat an apple naked in the garden,
it's probably satan.

satan.

-chase and albrigo