"doing it"

"doing it" rules.
"doing it" means "having sex" or "fucking".
if you are "having sex" you are probably having a good time.
if you keep "doing it" you will probably "cum"
if you are a man, you will shoot some weird-ass goo wherever you want.
this is your only chance to be like spider-man. just point at the wall and shoot.
you probably won't hit the wall, but whatever.
if you've had too much to drink, your penis might not work right,
and your partner will talk about you to her friends.
if you are a girl, you get the short end of the stick here.
you have to "do it" till he's done, and you will probably
be left to finish yourself off in the bathroom while he'd snoring away in the bed.
you will probably be the target of the man's spider-man like spray attack,
and you have a chance of getting pregnant.
but, for some reason you keep "doing it".
if you get a good vibrator, you can "do it" alone and avoid "the spray".
make sure you only "do it" with someone that wants to.
"doing it"

-chase