valkyries.

i want to have sex with a valkyrie like real bad.
they are hott-ass viking angels that escort slain warriors to valhalla.
one time i smoked a lot of grass and hallucinated that i was in
valhalla and all these hot valkyries were there serving beer.
in valhalla you can drink until you faint every night,
because you can't get liver damage.
dana says she joined a gym so that she can look like a valkyrie.
valkyries.

-chase