vh1

vh1 just doesn't care. they can make a
celebrity out of nothing and a show out of $50
if the dunkin donuts guy wasn't so busy frying dough,
he'd be all shacked up in a house with webster
and the "can you hear me now" guy.

vh1 is the only thing in the world that could make me
listen to flavor flav.

if vh1 makes a show, they will air it 200 times in one day,
and i won't change the channel,
because i just can't get over brigitte neilson's outfits.

vh1 used to be the only place tos ee a lionel richie video,
now they just hire scientest to figure his dughter's body fat.

vh1 is like the hostess twinkies of TV, and i'm eating it
up like bryan gumbel in the green room.

i could spend the rest of my life in prison if i could just get "white rapper" on the little TV in my cell.

vh1.

-chase