vikings.

holy shit. where do we start? vikings are hella sick-ass.
vikings have axes bigger than them. vikings aren't scared of anything.
if a viking has to fight a dragon, he just goes all bezerker.
they foam at the mouth and get all like "grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
vikings can only be killed by dragons, wizards, monsters,
old-age, starvation, dehydration, disease, drowning, gravity, cholos and hitler.
when a viking dies, he gets set on fire and floated out to sea.
that means he gets killed, burnt, and drowned all in one life.
then they go to valhalla and have sex with valkyries.
ladies love vikings.
vikings.

-chase and dana