let me start off by saying that ALL wizards are phat!
but, ice wizards are my personal favorites.
if you attack an ice wizard on the street, he'll be all like "abra-whatever"
and blast a stream of frozen ice at you until you are cold.
they live in big giant castles made of ice.
they are probably somehow connected to eskimoes.
they are most effective at fighting dragons,
because they can freeze their fire.
ice wizards like to wear blue or white.
this tells the world "i'm down with ice"
this is also good for hiding in the snow.
according to harry potter, wizards have
owls are the subject of a popular "knock-knock" joke.
it isn't very funny, and neither are ice wizards.
they have no time for humor.